Food, glorious food.

So if you woke up today, you would have noticed that it's approximately nine billion degrees below zero. My breath was turning to fog. Nuts.

Anyway, nothing builds the appetite more than cold (apart from walking, talking, sitting down, sleeping, looking at stuff, touching things, breathing, and everything else).

Man, food rocks. Here's some noteworthy food.

Pumpkin soup is a legend. I guess it qualifies as food and not drink. It's on the border. Fink. Drood. I like drood, let's run with that.

Anyway, pumpkin soup is without doubt my favourite drood. Delicious aromas waft away from the bowl and make the whole room smell good. Spices and other mysterious ingredients make it more like liquid happiness then watered-down pumpkin mash.

If you're hungry today, get some of this deliciousness into you. Warmth will radiate from your soul.

Plus it's bright orange. Brilliant!

Cheese is the food of the gods. Wikipedia reckons that the origin of cheese predates recorded history. Mystical amazement.

To tell the truth, I have no idea what cheese is. I know it comes from milk. Some weird shit happens, then it's amazing. I'm pretty sure that understanding the procedure would ruin it for me.

Cheese with mould in it: not so hot. Why ruin good cheese with stuff I can grow in my shower?

Worse still is Casu Marzu (known better as "maggot cheese"). Yeah, you heard me. They introduce fly larvae into the cheese so it breaks down and goes soft. People then eat the cheese. With the maggots still inside.

Hrm.

Here's a game to test your cheese identification skills. This is one of my favourite games on the internet.

Mi Goreng is apparently fried noodles, but we all know it better as a packet of delicious instant noodles.

Why anybody eats this stuff is a bit of a mystery, I guess. It pretty much rapes your body with all kinds of shizen. It is amazingly tasty, though.

For a less enjoyable experience, track down the instant noodles called Onion. It's got green, white and red packaging and you'll probably only find it in Asian food stores. These babies are a real mystery, because not only will they kill you in about 46 minutes, but they also taste about as good as your great-aunty's foot.

I couldn't bring myself to put this crap into my mouth, and the smell alone made me want to hurl. In the end I threw it into a garden.

Eat for slow, painful death.