Product Review: V8 Tropical Fruit and Vegetable Juice

I saw this in the shops and thought it looked like it would make me healthy. Yes, healthy.

Claims to contain one serve of fruit and one serve of vegetable in each glass. Sounds good.

Pictures of fruit on label look appealing. Juice is a pleasant shade of orange. Makes nice gloop sound as carry.

Juice advertises self as tropical. Please hold while I look up definition of word.

tropical |ˈträpəkəl|adjective1 of, typical of, or peculiar to the tropics : tropical countries | a tropical rain forest.

Fancy. Probably contains fruit from the tropics. Mm, exotic and tropical fruits sound nice. I think of bananas, of passionfruit, of pineapple. Maybe some guava or fig. Perhaps pomegranate.

Open juice. Pour into nice, bubble-shaped glass.

Drink juice.

Pull face of disgust. Taste like tomato. Also maybe some banana puree in there somewhere. Mainly tomato. Disgusting, festy, twelve-week-old tomato. Not good.

I no want tomato, I want tropical fruits. Sound exotic and look good on head of Carmen Miranda.

Disgusting. Not want. Label not match taste.

Here is a picture of red vomit:

Does red vomit look good to you? Would you drink red vomit?

FINAL VERDICT: Red Vomit

SCORE: 2/10